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Glorious news, Comrades!
This election season's virus is ready to go and on it's way! In his last days before exile in office, Premier Cho Bai-Din is preparing to take the fall tee-ing up the ball to ensure Kamala's election results.
Just in time for the election, a new virus will return the populace to quarantines and masks, restoring fear and economic hardships that only a proper government can overcome; guaranteeing more "fundamental transformation" while ensuring that Kamala doesn't have to come out of the wine cellar of the VP's residence at the Naval Observatory to face the unwashed masses or the press. It worked before, it will work again.
Any disputes will be immediately attributed to Russian disinformation, racist homophobic ultra-MAGA dog whistles, just like last time. This time, there are no bathroom computer servers, no laptops, or drugged up family members. What could possibly go wrong?
You all know the drill... FLOORWARD!
I'm Ivan, and I approve this message.
Statistics: Posted by Ivan the Stakhanovets — 9/5/2024, 2:17 pm — Replies 1 — Views 70